"I love you. I'm glad I exist."

It looks like the kitten straight up pressed the wrong button.

I have finally found a post that perfectly encapsulates my gaming style. 

As a English speaker learning French, this makes me feel a whole lot better about my skills.

I can’t even hear individual words in French so I think they’re doing a good job all things considered.

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

Someone's getting it tonight

When you have ambition and a purpose-

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made