Well I’m Here Ain’t I

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....