rebecca mix

the term "vegetable oil" feels threateningly nonspecific. which fucking Vegetables mate

beating up a cactus for hurting my friend (ow) (ow) (ow) (ow

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

there are several things wrong with me but I have good taste in everything so it doesn’t even matter

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim