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Satine: I'm a morosexual. I'm attracted to morons and morons exclusively.

Satine: Obi-Wan dropped me after insisting he carry me to safety and now I dream about kissing him under the moonlight

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Davi: siri can I ask you a favor?

Siri: I would literally die for you but continue

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Ahsoka, watching Obi-Wan and Satine argue: they always argue why is that?

Anakin: well you see when two people like each other very much,

Ahsoka: they LIKE EACH OTHER!?

Anakin: well i think so

Ahsoka: they like each other VERY MUCH?

Ahsoka: well don't you think we should tell them?

Anakin: Ahsoka my dear Padawan, they would never believe us.

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Hondo: Have i ever put you in danger?

Obi-Wan: Yes

Hondo: Then you should be used to it!

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I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die

Siri Tachi at some point probably

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Siri: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much am I going to hate this little plan of yours?

Obi-Wan: About an 85.

Siri: Oh, good.

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Anakin: [coughs violently]

Ferus: Don’t die.

Anakin: Don’t tell me what to do.

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Ben: I wish you could block people in real life.

Jaina: Restraining order.

Jacen: Murder.

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Satine: I can't believe I'm single on Valentine's Day.

Siri: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blue...

Satine: Don't.

Siri [holding up a bottle]: Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!

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Luke: You are useless at hospitals. I remember one time you cried and cried and cried. It was awful.

Ben: You're referring to my birth.

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Leia: Han, be charming, but not too charming.

Han: That's like asking Superman not to be too super.

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Maul: What up, I'm back.

Obi-Wan: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Maul: Death is a social construct.

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Korkie, after dealing with Almec: Oh, this was fun!

Satine: That’s it. I’m buying you a dictionary for Life Day.

Korkie: Why?

Satine: I’m not sure you know the definition of fun.

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Revan: Okay, I know we've made a slight mistake-

Carth: Whatever you’re gonna say, save it for 10 seconds.

Revan: What happens in 10 seconds?

Carth: Just hang on for another 5 seconds.

Mission: What happens in 5 seconds?

Bastila: [storming into the room, screaming] WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE FORCE WERE YOU THINKING?

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{After the whole deathwatch incident}

Lux: Well now I feel like an arse.

Ahsoka: When do you not?

Lux: Almost always. I really like me.

Ahsoka: Baffling.

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Ahsoka: Being short is really hard because even when I’m angry, everyone just kinda giggles at me and says “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

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Siri: What are you doing here?

Satine: Running away from my problems

Siri: *moves aside* Come on in

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