"the living wake" starter prompts
"I drink to bring myself down to the level of the common man."
"The common man drinks, therefore, I must drink twice as much."
"That organ means Iām doomed, huh?"
"Hereās your invitation to my wake tonight."
"We know itās short notice, but he only just came to terms with the whole affair last night."
"I look forward to meeting her in the afterlife⦠which may or may not exist."
"Do you suppose itās Godās fault?"
"God will forgive my sins? ā¦Come on, all of them?ā
"Damn, just broke a rule."
"Today Iāve passed out twice, been beaten up once, and just flogged myself, so the blood may be from any of those."
"If you think thatās ridiculous, wait ātil you see the finale!"
"THE SMOKE IS A METAPHOR!"
"I have shit in all of your pants."
"Thereās a twenty-dollar bill taped to my left testicle for anyone whoās brave enough to get it."
"I present to you, my friends, whose names I honestly cannot recall!"
"Itās fifty extra for your friend."
"You were alright. A little strange, but alright."
"Donāt make me get my pimp!"
"Are you alright, friend? Youāve transcended pale."
"What is the key to a good life?"
"Thereās just not enough time!"
"Iāve been dead for two hours."
"Someday Iāll explain it to you in a brief, but powerful monologue."
"Iām dead? ā¦Well, that wasnāt so bad!"
"The organās for effect."
"My whole lifeās been awkward. Why stop now?"
"Perhaps weāll see each other in the void."
"You have made a dying man very happy!"
"Collect all the stamps you can. If you control the postage, how can they send you threatening letters?"
"Jesus Christ, this is a long driveway."
āāLove thy brotherā? Oh, that wonāt do. My brotherās an asshole.ā
"YES! IāM STILL ALIVE!"