ethel cain hated my instagram post

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

the first and most important step is learning to stay calm when someone with authority tries to pressure you. take a breath, think about what you actually believe, and respond in your own time. if they try to brush past or talk over you, you can say "excuse me, can I think about that for a moment. I'd like to give you a proper answer." self esteem. you're both just upright monkeys.

Okay but my favorite part of Detour might be Mulder and Scully getting to be the goth kids throwing spitballs in the back of FBI class. Like basically every other interaction they’ve have with their peer agents up to now has been an earnest attempt to be taken seriously or a sad “my ex partners and classmates think I’m spooky now and we have nothing in common” kind of a thing. But they finally get to enjoy being little freaks! I want more of them nopeing out of office culture with a little look and a chuckle!

girl whatever

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yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

Going around asking random people to hit their shit is crazy actually this is the one time I’ll side with a Frenchman