kalm down friend

cigarettes are so important to gay sex i wish they weren’t evil

i cant even properly explain how it emotionally affects me when my cat comes up to me for cuddles. small creature walks up to me, a giant, in search of a gentle touch, because he trusts me completely. that is what love is. that is what the universe is built for. i want to cry

Drakenjosh

but mr krabs you said we would be reincarnated

#this is like the computer equivalent of one of those tortured saint portraits#our lady of the flayed motherboard

Goku doesn't do that.

Goku deliberately goes easy on people to analyze their fighting style in like 10 fights minimum

list them in order

Having pets is so much more fun than having a child. look at my swag beast that I won’t have to pay for college for

and it was awesome

😤it was awesome😤

The male orgasm is a myth

Cum isn't real

It's just slight of hand