Grug chillin

knight googling 'which side is it gay to get pierced' after being stabbed in the gut

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

When the pee sesh so good you start cumming!

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

Always reblog the 5D chess with multiverse time travel horror

[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth

Had a dream where the black eyed peas were bonding over being stuck together during a severe weather / tornado warning like sitting on the floor holding each others pinkies smiling at each other going like “we’re the black eyed peas we can do anything”