get the fuck out

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

@shadesofsarcasm

Fuck Taylor swift

who?

I had a bad day but then I watched 5 hours of television and absorbed the personalities & problems of television characters so I am doing good now

*seductively flips leg hair* 

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

i love the spongebob fandom

my sister is becoming a child psychologist and she asked one of her clients, a 10 year old girl, to draw how she felt before they started therapy on the inside of a bowl, and how she felt now on the outside of the bowl.  On the inside of the bowl she drew a plain tree stump, but on the outside she drew a full tree with flowers blooming through it and a beautiful garden all the way around the bowl and that just makes me so happy