My Angel Put The Devil In Me

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

does anyone know how to get the light back in my eyes?

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

What the hell

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual