the real splendorman

can we slow down a bit with this slenderverse thing, im currently trapped in like 20 forests at once in a state of superposition, collecting multiple sets of pages, pronouns, genders, presents, and whatever else i have yet to find

You need to collect faster, young one.

come sit down and relax i have flowers

hey. you guys wanna see a cool photo

I see the fag slenderman and lemon demon on the right and is that fucking dashcon

please dont call me slurs and yes that was an embarrassing time in my life. Look away

I challenge you to join the slendermen!

i did it. collect my milanesas

hi argentinian slenderman

hello argentinian slenderman!

Woll you accept me too?

of course 💜

*naps happily in response*

sweet dreams

does anyone wanna have a picnic together i can make a mean sandwich

That sounds quite enjoyable, I could bring drinks

can i join? My forest has a spot that’d work well for a picnic

scribbling in my research notebook while watching this amazing display of Slenderman variety, colours and traits. Don't mind me

do you wanna come to the picnic also

Absolutely!

okay let me know if you have any allergies so i don't accidentally bring 5000 tons of whatever you're allergic to, to the picnic i wanna make sure everyone is safe

I challenge you to join the slendermen!

i did it. collect my milanesas

hi argentinian slenderman

hello argentinian slenderman!

Woll you accept me too?

of course 💜

*naps happily in response*

sweet dreams

does anyone wanna have a picnic together i can make a mean sandwich

That sounds quite enjoyable, I could bring drinks

can i join? My forest has a spot that’d work well for a picnic

scribbling in my research notebook while watching this amazing display of Slenderman variety, colours and traits. Don't mind me

do you wanna come to the picnic also

oh fuck

Oh fuck

[$] Oh fuck [$]

kcuf hO

Oh fuck

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Oh fuck

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Oh fuck

OH FUCK

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

Son of a bitch.

Oh fuck.

0h f4ck

Crap

[[!}□□\ L6NG46G3!

OH FUCK!

cc . )___\ oh fuck

oh fuck

cc ○]___\ ◻h fuck

Oh "frick"

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh freak

I challenge you to join the slendermen!

i did it. collect my milanesas

hi argentinian slenderman

hello argentinian slenderman!

Woll you accept me too?

of course 💜

*naps happily in response*

sweet dreams

does anyone wanna have a picnic together i can make a mean sandwich

That sounds quite enjoyable, I could bring drinks

can you make sure to bring sparkling water its the only kind of water i can drink and i am so thirsty

I challenge you to join the slendermen!

i did it. collect my milanesas

hi argentinian slenderman

hello argentinian slenderman!

Woll you accept me too?

of course 💜

*naps happily in response*

sweet dreams

does anyone wanna have a picnic together i can make a mean sandwich

can you make a nice sandwich instead ? 🤓

no, MEAN KNUCKLE SANDWICH ATTACK! (you open the sandwich and there is an image of a mean looking knuckles the echidna in it)

I love those fucking slender man blogs so much

There'll just be a completely normal post and then slender xe or some shit goes on and says something like "collect my neopronouns"

c'mon man. collect some joy and humorous won't you

I challenge you to join the slendermen!

i did it. collect my milanesas

hi argentinian slenderman

hello argentinian slenderman!

Woll you accept me too?

of course 💜

*naps happily in response*

sweet dreams

does anyone wanna have a picnic together i can make a mean sandwich

collect my joy and happiness

Collect my milk and cookies

oh my god? its santaman

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@greenslenderman....

OWWWWWWWWWWW.

IM SORRY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@greenslenderman....

oh no did i kill another guy. there goes my streak

wgat are we talking abbt guyz

hey who the heck are you. cant you see im mourning the loss of this random green dude why do you have my name. was i missing forthat long

im realer tgan u

identity theft.. sighs really loud .. walks away with big bindle on stick