Chris: You wanna do something for me?
Dabin: Does it involve me hugging me a bear?
Dabin: ā¦. Ahhh, Iāll do it anyway, what is it?
Chris: *whispers on Dabinās ear*
*stares over at Christine*
Me: Oh god. T^T ELI! DID YOU PUT THAT LOCK!? TAEC! G.O! GO PUT KEYāS CLOSET IN FRONT OF THE FRONT DOOR! AND AND AND KEY! EVERYONE! GO PUT THE SHUTTERS UP! BE READY FOR SOMETHING! IāM NOT LIKING DABINāS SMILE! T^T
Everyone: ARASSEO! ARASSEO! *everyone rushing to do as told*
*While Everyone is doing whatever they don't realize that Dabin & Ukwon are in the room*
Dabin: & This is - this is the living roomā¦. Wow, They really needa clean the place.
Ukwon: But itās pretty big. I think I might like it here.
Dabin: Yeah. I think youāll like it here too. Iāve been here once. Itās messy - yet big. Christineās Ultimate bias room is big & clean - except for Donghoās room. OMO. Itās like a jungle in there. *Notices Key staring at him* Ohh, Hey Key.
Key: What are you doing here?
Ukwon: Dabin told me that this is my future home.
Key: Want me to hide you somewhere? So that G.O wont kick you out?
Key: Wait, what am I saying!? Youāre the dude making those aegyo faces! No! Shoo! I donāt like you! MINHWAN ALREADY IS IN WAR WITH ME! NOT YOU TOO! SHOO!
Dabin: Well lets continue on..
Me: THE FCK!? HOWāD HE GET IN HERE!? ELI! SICK EMā!
Dabin: Yeah. Like Eli can hurt me. Weāre cool like that. *Back to Ukwon* So thatās the bathroom. I used that while putting up that back door.
Eli: -.-ā Is this why you keep me in your room? As a body guard?
Me: FINE! SEND YOUR PIGEON MINIONS ON HIM! T^T DO ANYTHING!
Dabin: So youāll be bunking with either Eli hyung or whoever.
Ukwon: Ohkae. So when do I move in?
Dabin: & By never she means as early as possible.
*runs to Dabin with hands out and yelling*
Me: IF YOU DONāT STOP THIS IāM GOING TO CHOKE YOU! T^T
Me: YOUāRE SUCH A TROLL! I HATE YOU! >.
Me: IāM NOT CHRISTINE OR NATSUMI! I HATE YOU! D
Dabin: Well, Ukwon, this is your room. Well since there WAS an odd number in rooms, Char is more likely going to have her whole room renovated so that an extra room will be made, which means you get to bunk with either Minhwan, Key, or Mino. :D
Me: You! Go die in a hole! & You! *points at Ukwon* GO BACK TO YOUR OLD ROOM! T^T
Ukwon: You never put me in a room.
Dabin: Youāll have fun here. They insult each other to show their affection. Like last month, Eli was suppose toā¦. terminate Dongmin - But really Eli wants him all to himself.
G.O: ⦠Whatās he doing here?
Eli: New ultimate bias person.
Me: What do you mean you NEVER had a room? Yes you did! First you were in my bias room, then you shimmied up into semi ultimates. T^T Okaee you understand? Now go back to your old room! T^T
Ukwon: B..butt. Look! They all like me! :D
Eli: Wait what? I never said I liked you. I just tried to get rid of Dongmin, what makes you think I wonāt do that to you?
G.O: Wait, did you say NEW ultimate bias person? O.Oā
Dabin: Fine. If you all donāt want him here - Iāll just take him to Christine. Iām sure you wonāt mind bunking with me. & We all accept & treat each other equally - Most of the time.
Ukwon: Ohkae. Who am I gonna bunk with ?
Dabin: Me of course. Letās go leave these evil people.
*walks over to my bias room*
Dabin: NEW BIAS COMING THROUGH!!
Dabin: Ya. He doesnāt have anywhere else to go.
Kevin: Kangho. Be nice!! *looks a Ukwon* Come to hyung.
Ukwon: Ohkae. Wow - This place is bigger then Charās.
Dabin: *closes & puts in security code to activate invisible force field* Yeah. She has a lot of biases. She just finished fixing the place. Itās almost as big as the Ultimate bias room.
Me: WAIT WHAT!? NO UKWON! COME BACK T^T YOUāRE MY BABY! T^T
Eli: You should have made him stay here. -.-ā
Eli: Now youāre all miserable. -.-ā
Me: But you donāt like him!
Eli: So? I donāt like the other guys in here, but I deal with them.
Eli: Because they make you smile. Just like I do, and I see it a lot bigger when itās all of us together and you see all of us getting along..
Eli: It doesnāt matter what you THOUGHT, the question is.. Do you want him? Does he make you smile like we all do?
Me: Well⦠Yeah.. H..Heās the first one I ever kept hitting repeat for..
Eli: Then go take him back! Just make sure heās not bunking with me! I have to deal with Dongmin already. -.-ā
Me: *sigh Okay okay.. He wonāt..
Dongmin: Wait! What is that supposed to mean!?
Eli: Shut up. I may have to deal with you, but it doesnāt mean I like you. -.-ā
Taec: Do you want us to go get him back?
Mino: He can bunk with meeee :D I donāt think Minhwan would want him.. Neither would Key. I donāt mind cute. Heās like meee! :D
Me: Youāre pushing this all Mino. -.-ā
Taec, G.O, & Mino: *about to knock on Christineās door*
G.O: Wait, isnāt there a force field?
Mino: Force what? *about to bite door knob* Food? :D FORCE FOOD! SURE! *shocks*
-Meanwhile, inside Christine bias room-
Youngmin: Hey. Chunji hyung won Music Bank today!!
Youngjae: They did a good job
Dabin: Whereās Christine by the way?
Youngjae: Probably in the ultimate bias room. Sheās always there.
Dabin: *takes Ukwon to my ultimate bias room* *knocks*
Taemin: *answers the door* Ohh. Dabin!!!
Dabin: Taemin, Whereās Christine ~?
Taemin: Ohh. Sheās in here. Come in. Come In.
Taemin: Lemme go call her. *still stands there* CHRISTINE!! DABINāS HERE
Chris: Why? *walks out eating food* Ohh. Dabin ā Ukwon - What are you doing here? Arenāt you supposed to be in Charās room?
UKwon: I was⦠but I felt unwanted since Char almost sent Eliās bird army & everyone kept yelling & yeah. So Dabin took me here to stay for the night. I might probably go to Natsumiās room tomorrow - or - I donāt know.
Chris: Awww. *hugs Ukwon* You can stay here - well not stay in my ultimate bias room because we donāt have enough rooms. You can stay at the bias room. I just finished fixing the place today.
Chris: Itās nothing. You go sleep. You must be tired from all the Chaos (CWIDT?? xD) in Charās room. Dabin go make him eat then sleep.
Dabin: Yes Maāam. Good Night.
Chris & Taemin: Good night.
*Taec knocking on the door very loudly*
G.O: Hello?! Hello!? Hello!?????
*Mino spazzing on the floor after being shocked*
Taec: Aish this one. -.-ā See what you get for eating everything?
G.O: GUISE! OUR MISSION IS TO GET UKWON BACK! NOT MINO! -.-ā
Taec: Oh right.. Make as much noise as possible!
G.O, Taec & Mino: HELLO!? CAN YOU HEAR US!? WEāVE COME WITH A MESSAGE FROM CHARāS ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mino: I thought it was getting tense. -.-ā
Dabin: So youāre not staying here tomorrow night ?
UKwon: Yeah. I wanna go to Natsumiās room. Then Chanel & Nicoleās room if theyād let me. I donāt like violent rooms.
Dabin: Ahhh. *hears loud knocking & looks at peephole & sees Taec* Ughh. Itās the evil people. I should activate the Zombie mode.
Dabin: Yup, Like metal blocks the doors the windows the walls. We had that ever since - we just never used it. I think we have to use it now because I can see Sungmin getting irritated.
Ukwon: Thatās so freaking cool. I wonder if Natsumi has one.
Dabin: I wonder too. *activates Zombie mode & now the whole building(s) are covered with steel* *loud knocking stops*
Ukwon: *notices how quiet it is* Itās so quiet.
Dabin: Yup. The beauty of Zombie mode. You should go eat.
Ukwon: Ohh. I already ate though. & Iām still full.
Dabin: Oh ā Ohkae. Christine will feed you in the morning then. Go sleep. You have a big day of travel tomorrow.
Ukwon: Ohkae. *goes in Dabin/Hongkiās room; Dabin offers his bed as he takes out an extra mattress*
Dabin: You go sleep first - Iām hungry.
Ukwon: *Nods & sleeps like a baby*