Shannon/River

sfth the only media where u get to see a 6'5" 35 year old british man with a beard say very sincerely "i am a lesbian"

"straight people can't play queer roles" i've seen cis british men play cowgirl lesbians and believed it and cried.

the last prince of elves on his feet, mad asf during what has got to be one of the most important councils in the history of middle earth, where every second should be used discussing a solution to their imminent doom: and another thing, bitch, his name is ARAGORN son of ARATHORN and if he says JUMP you gotta answer 'how high, my king?', so you better watch your fucking tone when you talk to him before i catch you—

frodo at bilbo's party is being such a good sport. no one acknowledges that it's also his birthday. his gay crush is flirting with someone else .heterosexually. the only gift he receives in honor of coming of age is the incarnation of evil. and then his uncle leaves forever without saying goodbye! and he doesn't even get to bitch about it with gandalf afterwards because he leaves immediately too! worst birthday EVER alert

As much as I love(hate) the angst of Frodo telling Sam to leave in the movies, there’s something so special about them fighting side by side, hand in hand within shelobs lair, being the light for one another. Makes me wonder why the movie didn’t adapt the chapter like it was originally written when the final result wasn’t too far off.

bring back men who yearn and get rid of the nonchalant ones