(Β Β *Β Β & .Β Β βΒ Β THEΒ UMBRELLAΒ ACADEMYΒ SENTENCEΒ STARTERS .
β Β youβre Β are Β depraving Β some Β village Β of Β their Β idiot . Β β
β Β i Β miss you . Β i Β miss Β you Β every Β day Β that Β iβm Β not Β with Β you . Β β
βΒ iΒ didnβtΒ thinkΒ itΒ wasΒ possibleΒ toΒ missΒ aΒ personΒ thisΒ much .Β β
βΒ ifΒ youΒ loveΒ musicΒ thenΒ youβreΒ inΒ theΒ rightΒ place .Β β
βΒ theΒ tiesΒ thatΒ bindΒ youΒ togetherΒ makeΒ youΒ strongerΒ thanΒ youΒ areΒ alone .Β β
β Β i Β canβt Β just Β call Β him Β in Β the Β afterlife Β and Β be Β like , Β β can Β you Β please Β stop Β playing Β tennis Β with Β hitler Β for Β a Β moment Β and Β take Β a Β quick Β call ? β Β β
βΒ getΒ up .Β weβreΒ goingΒ toΒ saveΒ theΒ world .Β β
βΒ itβsΒ notΒ spandex ,Β itβsΒ leather .Β andΒ youΒ usedΒ toΒ likeΒ it .Β aΒ lot ,Β ifΒ iΒ recall .Β β
βΒ weΒ canΒ accomplishΒ anythingΒ whenΒ weΒ acceptΒ responsibilityΒ together .Β thisΒ isΒ whatΒ createsΒ trust .Β β
βΒ youΒ neverΒ knowΒ whenΒ toΒ stop ,Β doΒ you ?Β β
βΒ youΒ gotΒ enoughΒ materialΒ forΒ yourΒ sequelΒ yet ?Β β
βΒ iΒ betΒ youβreΒ lovingΒ this ,Β hm ?Β theΒ teamΒ atΒ itβsΒ best .Β itβsΒ justΒ likeΒ oldΒ times .Β β
βΒ heΒ hatedΒ childrenΒ tooΒ andΒ heΒ hadΒ plentyΒ ofΒ us .Β β
βΒ ifΒ youΒ believeΒ inΒ yourself ,Β justΒ once ,Β greatΒ thingsΒ areΒ gonnaΒ happenΒ forΒ youΒ .Β β
βΒ iΒ knowΒ thatΒ iΒ letΒ youΒ down ,Β butΒ iΒ couldΒ doΒ anythingΒ forΒ you .Β β
βΒ youΒ know ,Β iΒ likedΒ youΒ aΒ lotΒ betterΒ beforeΒ youΒ gotΒ laid .Β β
βΒ ohΒ yeah ,Β itΒ isΒ yourΒ skirt .Β iΒ foundΒ itΒ inΒ yourΒ room .Β itβsΒ aΒ littleΒ dated ,Β butΒ itβsΒ veryΒ breathyΒ onΒ the β¦Β bits .Β β
βΒ youβreΒ theΒ mostΒ importantΒ personΒ inΒ theΒ worldΒ toΒ me .Β β
βΒ best .Β funeral .Β ever !Β β
βΒ sometimesΒ menΒ areΒ unredeemableΒ shits .Β β
βΒ weΒ were β¦Β weΒ wereΒ justΒ kids .Β littleΒ kids .Β β
βΒ weΒ allΒ cameΒ home .Β sinceΒ weβreΒ here ,Β weΒ mightΒ asΒ wellΒ saveΒ theΒ world .Β β
βΒ iβveΒ decidedΒ youβreΒ theΒ onlyΒ oneΒ iΒ canΒ trust .Β β
βΒ ifΒ youβreΒ raisedΒ toΒ believeΒ thatΒ nothingΒ aboutΒ youΒ isΒ special ,Β ifΒ theΒ benchmarkΒ isΒ extraordinary ,Β whatΒ doΒ youΒ doΒ ifΒ youβreΒ not ?Β β
βΒ eternalΒ peaceΒ isΒ probablyΒ overrated .Β β
βΒ weΒ allΒ wantedΒ toΒ beΒ lovedΒ byΒ aΒ manΒ incapableΒ ofΒ givingΒ love .Β β
βΒ oneΒ growsΒ usedΒ toΒ things ,Β evenΒ if ,Β sometimesΒ oneΒ shouldnβt .Β β
βΒ look ,Β youΒ wannaΒ payΒ yourΒ respects ?Β goΒ ahead .Β butΒ atΒ leastΒ beΒ honestΒ aboutΒ theΒ kindΒ ofΒ manΒ heΒ was .Β β
βΒ youΒ ofΒ allΒ peopleΒ shouldΒ beΒ onΒ myΒ side .Β heΒ hadΒ toΒ sendΒ youΒ aΒ millionΒ milesΒ away .Β thatβsΒ howΒ muchΒ heΒ couldnβtΒ standΒ theΒ sightΒ ofΒ you .Β β
βΒ iΒ feelΒ likeΒ weΒ shouldΒ stopΒ him ,Β butΒ thenΒ againΒ iΒ alsoΒ justΒ kindaΒ wannaΒ seeΒ whatΒ happens .Β β
βΒ youΒ makeΒ meΒ wantΒ toΒ wakeΒ upΒ eachΒ dayΒ andΒ youβreΒ inΒ myΒ dreamsΒ everyΒ night .Β β
βΒ youΒ alsoΒ toldΒ meΒ thatΒ lickingΒ aΒ nineΒ voltΒ batteryΒ wouldΒ giveΒ meΒ pubes .Β β
βΒ iβmΒ justΒ gonnaΒ goΒ murderΒ mom ,Β iβllΒ beΒ rightΒ back .Β β
βΒ lastΒ timeΒ weΒ triedΒ toΒ stopΒ it ,Β weΒ allΒ died .Β whatΒ makesΒ thisΒ timeΒ anyΒ different ?Β β
βΒ weΒ actuallyΒ haveΒ theΒ chanceΒ ofΒ savingΒ theΒ livesΒ ofΒ billionsΒ ofΒ people .Β β
βΒ itΒ wasnβtΒ hisΒ faultΒ βcauseΒ heΒ wasΒ ridiculouslyΒ high ,Β right ?Β andΒ theΒ girl ,Β sheΒ thoughtΒ heΒ wasΒ aΒ furry β¦Β β
βΒ iΒ thinkΒ maybeΒ youβreΒ theΒ onlyΒ personΒ whoΒ reallyΒ knowsΒ whoΒ iΒ amΒ andΒ stillΒ likesΒ meΒ anyway .Β β
βΒ youΒ donβtΒ getΒ toΒ blameΒ yourΒ problemsΒ onΒ anyoneΒ butΒ yourself .Β β
βΒ weΒ didnβtΒ chooseΒ thisΒ life .Β weβreΒ justΒ living it .Β β
βΒ thanΒ christΒ heβsΒ notΒ ourΒ realΒ father ,Β soΒ weΒ couldnβtΒ inheritΒ thoseΒ cold ,Β deadΒ eyes .Β β
βΒ youΒ donβtΒ haveΒ toΒ apologizeΒ justΒ forΒ existing .Β β
βΒ whenΒ somethingΒ seemsΒ toΒ perfect ,Β itβsΒ usuallyΒ anythingΒ but .Β β
βΒ allΒ theΒ what - ifβsΒ startΒ toΒ hauntΒ you .Β β
βΒ iβmΒ doneΒ playingΒ theirΒ games .Β iβmΒ readyΒ forΒ aΒ change .Β β
βΒ iΒ wouldΒ loveΒ toΒ playΒ copsΒ andΒ robbers ,Β wearΒ aΒ mask ,Β andΒ feelΒ important ,Β butΒ guessΒ what ?Β recessΒ isΒ over .Β itβsΒ grown - upΒ time .Β β
βΒ weΒ haveΒ aΒ greatΒ job .Β theΒ bestΒ job .Β weΒ gotΒ itΒ made ,Β asshole .Β β
βΒ peopleΒ stillΒ donβtΒ takeΒ meΒ seriously .Β iΒ wannaΒ beΒ numbΒ again .Β β
βΒ iΒ stayedΒ becauseΒ theΒ worldΒ neededΒ me .Β β
βΒ atΒ leastΒ iΒ makeΒ myΒ ownΒ decisions .Β β
βΒ iΒ haveΒ beenΒ leftΒ outΒ ofΒ everythingΒ forΒ asΒ longΒ asΒ iΒ canΒ remember .Β β
βΒ nowhereΒ toΒ go .Β noΒ wayΒ toΒ change .Β β
βΒ butΒ now ,Β iΒ knowΒ nothingΒ inΒ myΒ lifeΒ wasΒ real .Β soΒ iβmΒ startingΒ over .Β β
βΒ youΒ doΒ whateverΒ itΒ takesΒ toΒ survive .Β orΒ youΒ die .Β β
βΒ iΒ donβtΒ belongΒ anywhere ,Β thanksΒ toΒ you !Β youΒ madeΒ meΒ aΒ killer !Β β
βΒ iβveΒ doneΒ unimaginableΒ things ,Β thingsΒ youΒ couldnβtΒ evenΒ comprehend ,Β justΒ toΒ getΒ backΒ hereΒ andΒ saveΒ you .Β β
βΒ sheΒ needsΒ ourΒ helpΒ andΒ weΒ canβtΒ doΒ thatΒ ifΒ sheβsΒ lockedΒ inΒ aΒ cage .Β β
βΒ iΒ mean ,Β itΒ mustΒ beΒ scary .Β terrifying ,Β really .Β toΒ discoverΒ thatΒ youΒ canΒ doΒ somethingΒ thatΒ youΒ neverΒ thoughtΒ youΒ couldΒ do .Β β
βΒ itβsΒ notΒ difficultΒ toΒ accept ,Β itβsΒ impossibleΒ toΒ accept !Β β
βΒ whatΒ areΒ youΒ stillΒ doingΒ here ?Β weβreΒ tryingΒ toΒ haveΒ aΒ seriousΒ conversation .Β β
βΒ whatβsΒ goingΒ onΒ withΒ you ?Β andΒ donβtΒ tellΒ meΒ everythingΒ isΒ alrightΒ becauseΒ iΒ sawΒ youΒ inΒ there .Β youΒ wereΒ cryingΒ likeΒ aΒ baby .Β β
βΒ youΒ savedΒ myΒ life !Β β
βΒ iΒ donβtΒ wantΒ themΒ toΒ seeΒ meΒ likeΒ this .Β besides ,Β youΒ know ,Β Β iβdΒ justΒ holdΒ themΒ back .Β β
βΒ howΒ aboutΒ weΒ askΒ himΒ afterΒ weΒ killΒ him ?Β β
βΒ maybeΒ theyβllΒ broodΒ eachΒ otherΒ toΒ death .Β Β β
βΒ youβreΒ aΒ realΒ sickΒ bastard .Β β
βΒ wouldΒ youΒ stopΒ it ?Β whyΒ areΒ youΒ puttingΒ thisΒ shitΒ inΒ yourΒ body ?Β β
βΒ heΒ mustΒ haveΒ beenΒ aΒ veryΒ specialΒ personΒ toΒ putΒ upΒ withΒ yourΒ weird - assΒ shit .Β β
βΒ youΒ wereΒ myΒ greatestΒ disappointment .Β youΒ onlyΒ scratchedΒ theΒ surfaceΒ ofΒ whatΒ youΒ wereΒ capableΒ of .Β β
β Β i Β lost Β someone . Β the Β only β¦ Β the Β only Β person Β iβve Β ever Β truly Β loved Β more Β than Β myself . Β β
β Β you Β know , Β before Β you Β kill Β him , Β you Β might Β want Β to Β hear Β what Β he Β has Β to Β say . Β β
β Β we Β all Β came Β home . Β since Β weβre Β here , we Β might Β as Β well Β save Β the Β world . Β β
















