so he's just a dumb-dumb.

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

no sorry i can’t come in today’s a religious holiday (mystery files premiere)

they did NOT have to have that scene with the fucking muppet meteor stopping to look at the earth and seeing it in all it's chaotic and simultaneously symphonic beauty after flying through empty space for millions of years and the montage of everything the earth has to offer was simply too much!!! i was already crying why do i feel bad for a fucking ROCK that KILLS EVERYTHING

watching puppet history is so much fucking weird emotional whiplash. look at the earth it's wonderful and beautiful and there are things living there who love each other and help each other and hold each other and there are things in space who fly forever in darkness alone and sometimes get lucky enough to catch a brief glimpse of one of the single most marvelous things in the universe and even though its always devastating in the end the fact that it happened at all in the entropy of time is a miracle. then theres an immediate hard cut to a man in his 30s fighting a hand puppet

sorry i can’t on friday that’s when the lore

i will never ever get tired of ryan saying shane is probably doing something stupid and then cut to shane doing something stupid. like it hits every time

“jog, king” is so funny to me because it’s vaguely a threat, albeit a bizarre one? it’s like: “hey king, you might want to start briskly jogging for your life”