Universe's Slowest Implosion

Local traumatized assassin woman experiencing the horrors like it's a normal Tuesday (plot twist she hasn't eaten breakfast yet and the horrors are amplified)

Oh. So it was never me. It was all her. I did nothing to her. And now she's after my cousin. What a wonderful life.

My sheer hatred towards men and my borderline misandrist thoughts stems 100% from my grandmother. What causes a woman to get so unbelievably infatuated and obsessed with men and patriarchy so much to the point to where a simple little girl threatens your safety and ease of recieving affection? I was 6 when the abuse started, I was 14 when it ended, and 5 years later I am still trying to figure out how to live without that constant abuse and parental misogyny being my daily, and now I learned yesterday my cousin who is almost a carbon copy of me personality wise is facing her wrath too. I will never ever EVER allow myself to have a friendship or relationship with a woman who idolizes men so much she will dismantle her girl friends and her sisters.

On top of everything stress has nulled my appetite and I lost 30 goddamn pounds in two months and now I'm so goddamn lethargic to the point I can't function after work even enough to eat dinner or breakfast, which is digging up my dysphoria to the point where now I'm scared to be seen in anything remotely tight. AWESOME. SOMEONE PLEASE RAIN ON MY PARADE, SHIT IN MY BED, KEY MY CAR, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE

Oh. So it was never me. It was all her. I did nothing to her. And now she's after my cousin. What a wonderful life.

My sheer hatred towards men and my borderline misandrist thoughts stems 100% from my grandmother. What causes a woman to get so unbelievably infatuated and obsessed with men and patriarchy so much to the point to where a simple little girl threatens your safety and ease of recieving affection? I was 6 when the abuse started, I was 14 when it ended, and 5 years later I am still trying to figure out how to live without that constant abuse and parental misogyny being my daily, and now I learned yesterday my cousin who is almost a carbon copy of me personality wise is facing her wrath too. I will never ever EVER allow myself to have a friendship or relationship with a woman who idolizes men so much she will dismantle her girl friends and her sisters.

He’s shirtless. He loves tea. He writes his lifelong enemy’s name across the wall in a language he doesn’t speak and it’s also written in blood. He’s a brother. He’s a master. He’s an apprentice. He’s alone. He’s silly. He’s terrifying. He’s terrified. He’s very very smart. He practices lightsaber fighting with his eyes closed. He’s cool. He knows he’s cool. He’s more comfortable showing physical affection to droids than to people. He’s a victim of abuse. He’s a perpetrator of abuse. He doesn’t want anyone to ever be abused like he was and yet he consistently abuses people in the exact same ways. The first word he speaks after he regains his sanity is “brother.” The entire time his brother is alive he refuses to treat him like his brother. He really really likes being shirtless.

but said to the tune "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks

truly, we are Maul Monday

Someone get this Zabrak a healthier homoerotic situationship and unlimited Cassius tea, I think that'll do wonders