useless

on the way to walmart to return this ouija board after it asked me for feet pics

why didn’t u give the feet pics op

for free? I’m about my bread

I wanna be in love but also yikes

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

mood: i’ll wait in the car

justifying any weird thing with “sorry im just.. really horny” is top tier humor

justifying any weird thing with “sorry im just.. really horny” is top tier humor