It Might Be Lit

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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

this “job” stuff is sooooooo fucked up. i have to get out of bed? when it’s cold?

ah shit. it happens every day? even when it’s really cold?

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

But… But why not?

im shy.