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But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Hello all!! This month has been less than kind to me financially speaking, so I am opening up fic commissions! Please reblog if you’re able to, more details under the cut!

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

Mozart: 

Beethoven:

Chopin:

Schubert:

Liszt:

Bach:

Wagner:

Haydn:

Bonus: Rossini @ Wagner

ludwig van beethoven: angry dude who had no care for social norms

franz schubert: short poet with very supportive friends

hector berlioz: early romantic who could barely play an instrument, created the modern orchestra, was overly-jealous and borderline-insane, and dissected stuff

robert schumann: emo piano critic

frederic chopin: the paganini of piano who got turned on by female voices apparently

franz liszt: ego ego ego ego and warts

felix mendelssohn: jewish german dude–fun combo

richard wagner: God according to himself and hitler

johannes brahms: testy guy who wrote “beethoven’s 10th” (CLARAAA!!!!)

hugo wolf: sort of a failure who went insane. sadness

richard strauss: he liked money and was obedient to his wife 

Bach quote!

homeboi in the blues got no idea how rocked hes about to get. i mean he does bc its scripted but storyline wise hes about to get shook 

and

i never seen a frat bedroom this organized in my life i call bs

and

guess we’re not tagging for piss anymore ok good to know. woulda been better to know beforehand but

and he starts getting all of these followers out of nowhere and it becomes A Thing and he guesses it’s kinda funny but he’s mostly just here to get his thoughts out because he cant concentrate on the video when there’s so much to talk about like:

dudes just lit a jersey on fire? theyre standin in a forest bare ass naked dick n balls at the ready and they got lighter fluid and fire

and sometimes he’ll go on strings of related tweets that keep his notifications blowing up all night because:

bro five thrusts and then a long pause aint gonna cut it this is why this vids 48min

ffs keep fucking him why are u stopping

hooooooomg fuck him

ok this is just sad i feel bad for this bottom i could fuck him better than this

bottom im so sorry honey u come to my house we’ll fix this

eventually some dude with the handle @heykogane tweets at him like:

do you even get off to these videos or are you too busy running your mouth

and lance just stares at it and then replies for everyone to see with a: