Rawrliciuos

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

the concept of physical beauty is a scam unless you’re calling me cute in which case it is valid, actually

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

Blaine deciding to transfer from his elite private school to some nowheresville public school so he could be with his boyfriend and his parents were never even mentioned

when tina knocked her head on the bottom of a fountain and woke up as rachel

i have never seen a single episode of glee and im about 90% sure yall are just fucking with me at this point

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

Say what you want about Hamilton but there are some RAW lines in it. The entirety of Wait For It is just!!!! Like, “Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and it takes, but we keep living anyway.” makes me FEEL things. Or, “If there’s a reason I’m still alive, when everyone who loves me has died, then I’m willing to wait for it.” And that one line, “I imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory.” Just ,,,, stirs my feelings you know???