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im very beautiful that's why I don't know how to drive

as an unemployed presenting employed person....

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

Here's the link. It was actually not immediately easy to find, so I thought this might help.

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

i did notice this! my gimmick is in fact primarily pointing at other peoples' jokes and saying 'funny. now laugh' and people keep following me for it

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

you are fucking died. game oval.

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!