Fuck.

mean dom mamdani is like. only the buses get to come fast and free

"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

Related to this, isnt it interesting how the supreme court only seems to make sweeping expansions to executive power when a republican is the president? Funny how a supposedly non-partisan, apolitical, and objective body always seems to weaken the presidency when a slightly less fascist president is in the white house, and expand it when a more fascist one is.

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers