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david cage is the director of several bad video games like Heavy Rain, Beyond: Two Souls, Farenheit, and Omikron: The Nomad Soul

he also directed the upcoming Detroit: Become Human

David Cage is a complete fucking hack and his success relies almost exclusively on professional game journalists clinging to anything that superficially resembles a movie in order to prove that games are art and that their careers are legitimate 

David Cage is also a massive creepy sex pervert that regularly creeps on his female staff members, constantly makes dirty jokes at the office, and insist that his employees call him “daddy” and “papa.”

During the development of Beyond: Two Souls, David Cage assembled a massive photo book of pictures of actress Ellen Page as a child and showed this book to her as proof that he was her biggest fan. He then made a fully modeled and fully nude 3D model of her without her permission and put it in the game. Page was vocally upset about it but CURIOUSLY, the story never went anywhere. 

He’s a genuinely bad person that keeps getting work from Sony because Sony is desperate to have an “auteur” under their wing, even if that means protecting an openly creepy sex pervert that just loves putting rape scenes in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS VIDEO GAMES. 

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