super silly loser blog!!1!

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

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i feel like I'm seeing more and more she/he he/hers she/hims every day and it makes me so fucking happy . guygirls and girlguys one day we might even get our pronouns on a pin

generally i think the middle of fancy that is so slept on. stars -> intermission -> noises -> nice to know you is PERFECT to me.

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i do just think i’ll always come back to tony blair and gordon brown. “have you ever been in love?” “not with a man”. “there’s nothing you could say to me now that i’ll ever believe.” the granita pact. gordon slow clapping as tony does his first party conference as leader. the windowless office in the 80s. the three hour long phone calls. the meetings late at night. separated by just the walls of number 10 & 11 downing street. roy jenkins comparing himself and tony crosland to them. tony resigning but still advising gordon. the autobiographies. the cenotaph reunions. it truly never ends for them.

Actual footage of everyone watching Young Sherlock

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