Garfield: Undertail of Two Kitties

how are yall under 5'2. grow longer bones

spent all my growin points on the brain cells and huge meat Fresh out sorry

what the fuck was i on last night

Peaceful, apparently

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

haters will see you and roll initiative

Let me eat egg

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

Girls is it wrong to just go hog wild? To just start swinging your arms like a banshee? To just be indiscriminately violent at the local Applebees?

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

evorybody pls be ready to experience tonighte’s mood

What is it, Cat?

if im catch you not snugglinge … im willn’t hesitate

willn’t hesitate to do what?

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

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