oohoo heehee If U Are Reading This I Am Very Cool

Every day I live without kitties is a day that pushes me closer to the brink

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

rpf stand for real people fucked

WAIT! itstands for Real Precious Friends