vees !!

Every day I live without kitties is a day that pushes me closer to the brink

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

if i was a youtuber i wouldn't be taking sponsorships from stuff like audible or honey i'd be reaching out to babybel to ask if i can be paid in cheese to hype them up