Maggie!

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

long overdue but much more formal than i thought they were

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

Since the Evil Dead series has increasingly become about the corruption of and escalation of violence between family members I think it should be said that we need an Evil Dead film where the final girl is a trans woman

And before people jump to saying I’m for murder porn of conservative family members (which isn’t untrue but let me cook) let me be clear this is also about people who seemed supportive or were working on being supportive backsliding and regressing in moments of stress

The Book of the Dead in this film should be found in a church. At some point a Deadite should mutilate the body they’re possessing as a cruel taunt towards the trans character. I want the trans character to start the film afraid to stand up for herself and end the film holding a chainsaw and saying something like, “Women don’t start fights, but we do finish them”

There should be an after credit scene where Ash J. Williams hits on the trans woman in a bar and then motion towards the trans pin she’s wearing and ask what country she’s from

as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage