My Inability to be Normal(tm)

except, before he licked the bone, he looked at me with the saddest expression on his face and said, “i’m so sorry :(“

gulps nervously

Would eat ANYTHING for 10 bucks. Rocks, leaves, bugs, plastic, metal, literally anything. He has an iron stomach, too, so very few things actually make him sick

once he got comfortable in the ADA, he started nicknaming all of his coworkers with variants of “mom”, “dad”, “brother”, etc. the ada is fr just his family so he calls them as such

cannot lie. not because he’s bad at it or has a terrible poker face or anything, but because, as a kid, he thought that God Himself would strike him down if he ever lied and he can’t shake the habit

doesn’t like it when people pay for him / give him gifts. It makes him feel like he owes them and he HATES having to owe anyone. also, it makes him feel a little like a burden

Very frugal. doesn’t spend money unless he absolutely has to. His only exception is buying things for Kyouka

Cannot STAND laser pointers or anything sparkly. they make him distracted

For reference, she’s listened to most of their discography but she’s never seen any of the mvs, so the concert was her first time seeing their faces!! Chan: Her favourite! She thought he was hot lol. She couldn’t understand a word he said tho his accent was too thick and the mics were kind of shit

Minho: I think she only knew about him bc he’s my bias and i kept screaming when he was on screen 💔💔

Changbin: genuinely couldn’t tell him apart from Chan. I had to keep correcting her when she asked who he was

Hyunjin: Saw him on the big screen, looked at me, and nodded with a smirk. I think that sums it up. She also mixed him up with chan a couple of times, though

Han: She didn’t comment on him very much, but i kept pointing him bc he’s my wrecker so i think she knew who he was (maybe)

Felix: was surprised to see he looked nothing like how he sounded but otherwise she only teased her friend (who came with us) about him being her bias

Seungmin: Didn’t comment on him very much either, sadly. She really liked his performance in cinema, though

I.N: kept saying he was adorable/cute. I think she adopted him in her head. sorry jeongin you’re my brother now i guess

The intricacies of having a bag of holding as a belly button

Pros/cons of not having to ever sleep

Jet pack vs. ONE (movable) portal

How much I (op) dislike elon musk

Would you rather be blind or deaf

Whether or not a lamp in our living room is the same colour as the wall

Will my little brother will be full of teenage angst?

Debating on if being an (accidental) arsonist is genetic or not and if so, did my siblings and I get the gene?

Musicals: fun or actually the worst

Thirty straight minutes of us making up words

The world’s most inconvenient superpower

Is Mystery Men (a movie) a gift or should it burn in hell?

like, maybe she goes off to college (she could be the oldest of the magical girls??) and her younger brother is like, I know how to use the magic necklace, and the rest of the girls are like, hold on,,,, so he starts to help them out and stuff.