no dogs on the moon

Among other things, that’s an entire table’s worth of potential Moon Moons. Rolled an 8 on the d8 and then, say, double 17s? Well done, you’re facing the Squid Squid!

tried this for fun and got a demonic death demon lol

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Christians girls r like "hm..i absolutely fucking despise anyone who isnt exactly like me or fits my narrow ideal of a person...obviously i should be a nurse or a teacher" and we just let them

Everyone needs their own signature look. Even if it’s ripped off from your favourite character from a film you like, maybe it’s just wearing the same coat you love till you wear it out completely, a favourite repetitive colour or a style from another era, perhaps a person you’ve read about, fiction or non-fiction, real or not has inspired you. The point is, we all need to find that special way of dressing ourselves that makes us feel like the main character of our own private novel.

Time Blindness Tortellini

Perpetual Dread Peanutbutter Bagel