GOLD DIGGER

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

this is what customer service is like

OP is an optimist

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I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I literally just spent $1700….

It would solve my life

I like when shit just works out

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

I highly believe 2020 is going to be a great year for everyone. It’s like a new chapter, a new era. This upcoming year will be full of abundance, new relationships, new opportunities, positivity, and wealth. I guarantee it. 

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap

everything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both at the same time

this was the most affirming thing i’ve read in my life