oh rats!

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[zero drinks in on a Wednesday night] Do you think the shame and fear ever go away . Would yuo like to kill me

i dont agree or disagree i just thinks its intetesting

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

what the fuck is this real

i saw a christmas elf get hit by a car this morning and nobody even pulled over or stopped or cried even. i don't feel anything about it either

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

my favorite grandpaism of all time is when he said "every time i learn a new person's name i forget the name of a fish." that shit has stuck with me for years. what did he mean by that

he was a real estate agent. i cant imagine his fish-to-person ratio was particularly balanced

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour