who can say

And there in the middle, above Prechistensky Boulevard, surrounded and sprinkled on all sides by stars, shines the great comet of 1812, the brilliant comet of 1812, the comet said to portend untold horrors and the end of the world… but for me the comet brings no fear. No, I gaze joyfully, and this bright star, having traced its parabola with inexpressible speed, seems suddenly to have stopped like an arrow piercing the earth, stopped for me…. It seems to me that this comet feels me, feels my softened and uplifted soul and my newly melted heart, now blossoming into a new life. Btw.

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

the Easter bunny was sick and in catholic doctrine when the Easter bunny is sick the popr has to be the one who lays the eggs. and the egg laying killed the pope.

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

obviously logistically it would not have worked and would've made no sense but i think during the taivan sex scene tai should've taken van's shirt off and van should've had top surgery scars. in the unseen weeks between winter and spring misty gave van top surgery

"struggle" with joint pain?? no man. i acquiesce. i roll over like a dog. i kneel at the feet of joint pain and lick her boots, desperately hoping she will let me go. but she Doesn't.

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

Every time I see a middle aged lesbian couple in public I’m like ok so I must survive

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

how do I tell the person I just started seeing that we can’t do anything valentines bc I have to watch the sapphic soccer cannibals

i just love laying down it feels like the default human position. standing up is not right or natural

so many leftists think abt a revolution like the rapture

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

men want what butches have