Dirty Little Man

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

i don’t have anything normal to say

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately

when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes

THIS IS SOME 10PM ASS 5:30PM WE'RE HAVING!!!!!!