The Comish

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

For those wondering: yes, she is saying that Democrats who abandon trans rights are using fascist logic.

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Like to charge, reblog to cast

im miserable in a cool fun sexy way u wouldn’t get it

… Idk what’s worse, that their political affiliation is based on the candidates’ appearance or the fact that this is so blatantly (and poorly at that) photoshopped that you can’t even begin to believe that anyone’s proportions are like this even with surgery but they still fell for it… nah it’s that first thing.

catch the tea on that

rip to the rfk campaign but we'll always have brainwormgate which led to hands down my favorite election 2024 joke of all time: "not even in the top 5 worst things to happen to a kennedy brain"