decriminalize swag

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

you can kill twinks eaesily with fire damage

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

iCarly was so wild in retrospect because you’d have normal Carly and Sam drama which would be like idk them beefing with a teacher and then in the B plot Spencer would be breaking out of Alcatraz or some bullshit to that effect

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

My gift to you is becoming an unskippable cut-scene.

I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).