Fuck it we ball

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

ohhhhhh my fucking god people the post is about selfcest. i want to have sex with a girl that looks like me in a societally acceptable way. no we aren't wearing each others clothes or going to each other's work or pretending to be twins i am railing her. i am a freak tranny and this is a freak tranny post. it's not for you. is that clear? am i understood? can we be less annoying on my post? thank you.

going to the corner store to get more corners

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS