Rat Detector we have at home

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

Is that not a shrew

Close. It's a mouse. I think you're like the second person to notice its not a rat.

oh of mourse.

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

Is that not a shrew

Close. It's a mouse. I think you're like the second person to notice its not a rat.

oh of mourse.

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

Is that not a shrew

Close. It's a mouse. I think you're like the second person to notice its not a rat.

rip I’m sorry, yeah even twitters die hard users have said that it’s a cesspool u shouldn’t join if u haven’t yet 😭 but love you too :333

I did because I was sick of not being able to open twitter links to topics i like, and I stupidly thought "WhAt'S tHe WoRsT tHaT cOuLd HaPpEn?"

Honestly fair enough lol. Maybe just use it in moderation or something 😭

because I went to the school of ox’s afford or yay ale or whatever it was 😎

yay ale [excitement for alcohol]

AAAAA (fear of rats)

‎

TWO GIMMICK BLOGS??

Yeah you’re right there should be more

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

that's a cat ✅️

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

Just like me… yay!

Wholesome

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

THE HUMAN INCARNATION OF THE SPIRIT OF NEW YORK CITY

Rats not dedected because them cats. Also, I'm too lazy to find my usual image.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????????????????????

This is gonna end up in an r/Tumblr video. I just know it.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????????????????????

This is gonna end up in an r/Tumblr video. I just know it.