your favorite gay rat

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

the blair witch is just misunderstood … she made them a twig and hair gift 

everyone knows about silly putty, and silly string, but what you need to watch out for is serious putty (C4) and serious string (tripwires)

she deconstruct my joke format til it is indistinguishable from that which it is derived

she suck on my dick til I cum

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

i think i'll try this tomorrow actually, it can't be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

Just a quick not friendly reminder: someone who has apologized for past mistakes, made amends for past actions, and clearly no longer holds past beliefs, is a far better person than one who digs up old dirt and uses a person's past that no longer exists against them.

Slugs so cute yayy

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

Unless it's a slur! No one needs to see that.

If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.

okay but I feel like ur forgetting that slurs don't just apply to the disabled... children don't need to be seeing the n-word or other racial slurs??

but children DO need to be hearing it? are you actually reading the post here?

I’m brave enough to admit that after listening to the same 30 classic rock songs on the radio for two decades that some of them are simply shit

reblog to meow at the person you reblogged this from

if this post reaches 100k notes, i'll adopt a cat. <3

To the trans person reading this, you deserve good things. You deserve support and respect and you deserve to feel safe. You deserve joy and you deserve to experience gender euphoria, and you deserve not having to fight this hard. You deserve just being able to be you, and not fighting to be you. And I hope the world one day reaches that point, but for now, know that you are strong, even when it is unfair that you have to be. You are remarkable. 🌸