lemme preface this by saying, you ain’t won shit
sasuke ain’t got nothin on naruto’s somewhere over the rainbow, paint with all the colors of the wind lookin ass
what? with frog green underwear?????
throughout the ages he stay looking like a party city halloween costume reject, look like he bought that shit at a tear down halloween store for 10.99
at least sasuke got some variety in his wardrobe, while naruto doesnt even change the shade of orange.
you see sasuke’s outfit? that’s called monochromatic color blocking which is an advanced fashion skill naruto “nightmare before christmas pumpkin ass” uzumaki’s style deprived self hasn’t mastered yet
you wanna talk about kids making sasuke’s necklace, let’s talk about sarada somehow using her father’s technique to jump through dimensions to give naruto this unfortunate makeup work using the pumpkin spice latte eyeshadow palette from claire’s
give me a break sis naruto wouldn’t know what real #couture looks like if it blew off his arm
you can’t be sittin up here talkin about sasuke’s hair when naruto’s hair in the last:
(in case you forgot this bullshit)
looks like he went to his nearest great clips and asked the barber to just fuck him up
get with it sweet tea, sasuke don’t gotta wear ugly fire embroidered robes to actually be fire