Rapid Imagination

Lort she a straight up dragon, spitting fire and shit

white cops be like

I’m a Bernie supporter but u all need to chill on calling him grandpa and a cinnamon roll and all that shit he’s still a politician you still need to be critical of him don’t fan girl over him that’s weird and I’m waiting for the “ur fave is problematic” post about him the way y'all glamorize him like he’s in a boy band or young adult novel turned film trilogy okay don’t put your full trust and adoration into him he has power he could be the president of the United States and not being critical of him is very not good okay always always always be critical of people in power no matter how much they align with your views you can’t trust politicians I’m sorry

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

u wanna fucking go

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

mY HEART

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.