RUN WILD, YOUNG BEAUTY

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

You👏can👏be👏lgbt👏and 👏a👏bigot

Some of the most racist people I’ve met have been white gay people. Once I met a “mixed” white couple, where one was a Young Republican™ and the other was a Democrat. They were my age and we were all in college. Both of them were racist af.

Gay and Trump 2020 doesn’t make me a white supremacist you fucking idiots

The accuracy is astounding.

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do

This really is what grocery shopping in college was like

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

someone teach me how to draw bears

i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet

this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry

Crabs deserve voting rights too I think

how will they tap the screen with claws

You're so ignorant it's not even funny