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Honestly, I am kind of glad that Doctor Who is in the second wilderness era. It has been needing a proper reboot for a while. And I can only see it properly happening after a long pause.
I hope it ends up being revived by a passionate fan who grew up watching the show, like it happened in 2005.
The real comedy here is the fact that it really wouldn’t have taken much to satisfy me. I went into the finale being SO ready to disregard the inevitable pacing and writing issues if it all meant that the world and Crowley and Aziraphale were going to be fine in the end. That it would be All of Us vs. All of Them and whatnot, a tease at the end of the book and S1 that I knew wasn’t going to happen but I still had hope that SOMEONE would fight back for the world. That Crowley and Aziraphale would reconcile PROPERLY and catch a lifetime break after the world was saved and be themselves, as they were. There were parts in the finale that I thought were completely ridiculous but I forgave them all and I was genuinely having such a good time!! “Oh yeah the concept of them meeting for the first time three times is hilarious but I can enjoy it in a vacuum!” “they already lost Jesus? Typical Good Omens!” “oh my god are they gonna keep spamming the “you what?” callback between them LMAO yep that’s my comedy!” “wow I’m so excited to see how they handle Michael after they erased that much from the Book of Life!” And so on and so forth. I was literally all smiles and sunshine up until the final fifteen where I was suddenly eyeing the timer and met with an eerily similar sense of dread that the final fifteen in S2 gave me. Really, I wasn’t that hard to please and everything they introduced gave them SO many outs from an ending that did ALMOST EVERYTHING that I didn’t want them to do… and yet here we are.
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“they weren’t human blah blah their idea of love was different blah blah blah not saying i love you doesn’t mean they didn’t know they loved each other”
anyway fuck That, this is how aziracrow deserved to be with each other
Bits from Good Omens [the book] that when considered within the context of the finale, have me screaming
Basically I re-read The One True Copy and Honestly I Can’t Believe The Nerve Of This Man Would You Just Look At What He’s Done To Our Story
I’ve talked about this so many times at this point. The book and seasons 1 + 2 stated that humans always had free will to begin with. They literally come up with things beyond and original to anything from heaven and hell. The whole idea of there being Good and Evil is literally what creates the concept of free will in the first place. The reason some humans can’t do as well as others is because there is inequality of the humans’ own making, therefore some are born in castles while others are born in poverty. Please tell me how God has had any kind of a negative impact on any of this???
I’m willing to bet my life Terry Pratchett wrote this one
Certainly not giving Depressed-And-Suicidal “God will always stack the deck against me” Crowley here, is it???
***For context for the next one: Adam is talking about getting rid of both The Them and The Johnsonites gangs as a metaphor/allegory for Heaven and Hell going to war to try and get rid of each other
While they mainly suggest that either gang coming out as the sole winner is as undesirable as either heaven or hell winning for eternity, I think this serves to make a point about how getting rid of both sides entirely is also a bad idea. The neighbors, the bystanders, the rest of humanity, may see it as “a plaque on both your houses,” But “it’d be a jolly sight less interestin’ if we all weren’t here.”
And remember, Terry Pratchett was responsible for The Them scenes in the book.
“That’s because the people trying to sort it out were men [Gaiman]”
*cue vague sounds of frustration as I tear my hair out in the background*
NG deserves jail time for taking this quote from Adam and giving it to Crowley to serve as his Righteous Hero Speech. Also, they didn’t sort anything out while any of the humans were alive and only declared that they had ‘sorted it’ after the entire universe was dead 💀
I cannot believe this line. It is literally presented as sarcasm, as satire, and yet the finale unironically adopts this entire philosophy in the end.
*cue somewhat louder sounds of frustration as I tear out what little hair I have left in the background*
*Me crossing out every single line in the finale script I just printed* 
Having had some time to process my initial very visceral negative emotions towards the finale in terms of its thematic trajectory and character choices, I’m now struck by just how dumb the plot is.
The Book of Life, which was just a “myth to scare cherubs ” (or whatever that line was) is suddenly something everyone knows about and knows has a prime place where it is kept under watch, now has reality bending powers to give the screenwriters the ability to do whatever the heck they want. It’s not really explained and has no real logic to it. The little logic they attempt to give it doesn’t make sense. Michael goes around murdering just about everyone except for Aziraphale who was supposedly their original/main target. What were they waiting for? They had no issue deleting the Metratron. Surely, Aziraphale should’ve been next.
So much screen time is dedicated to stuff that doesn’t matter. The Eternal Flame (stop introducing new stuff so late in your canon! You only have 90 minutes!) is another plot device that really just seems to be there to further the nonsensical Book of Life stuff and retcon A and C’s first meeting (again). Jesus is just there. You could’ve cut out the gambling plot and the trip to Hell, for that matter, too. So much more time was needed to actually address a lot of the hanging threads left over from season two.
In fact, the more I think about it, pretty much nothing of any relevance actually transferred over from season two. I don’t see how any of this was necessary. The plot is entirely artificially created and divorced from season two; the only real connections to the previous season are that they had to mention the Second Coming, had to get Aziraphale back down to earth and I guess the Book of Life was technically introduced in season two. They did not, in my mind, do a proper reconciliation between our main characters, which was arguably one of their more important jobs.
I’m not gonna even jump into the stuff with God and Satan and all that. I’m sure plenty of people have talked about it better than I could. Needless to say, none of that impressed me either. To top all this off, the dialogue also really took a hit compared to the earlier seasons, especially the first season. It’s not witty. It’s not particularly funny. A lot of it is just plain mean (poor Muriel). And it goes against previously established character traits, motivations, beliefs and series lore.
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It should have been Jesus running around with Adam doing second coming shenanigans and philosophizing about The Big Stuff and experiencing modernity and regular life and friendship etc. while Aziraphale and Crowley are forced back together in order to look for him and wind up hashing out their differences from before while being endearingly useless to the broader mission, slowly falling back into their Earthly rhythm, addressing The Kiss and clumsily figuring out how to express and accept their love for one another until the two plots converge in an absurd high stakes climax where the Messiah and the former Antichrist implore above and below to embrace their own free will and acknowledge their self-imposed shackles, thereby freeing all beings alive dead and otherwise from an unending cycle of shame and judgement
The longer I think about the finale, the more it confuses me. The new thought I have is: S2 was conceived as a bridge between S1 and the "real" sequel. However, nothing in S2 ended up being important.
More below the cut:
The kiss. Crowley finally allowed himself to express his feelings and kissed Aziraphale. But they do not talk about it in the finale. They do not really address what this means for their relationship. Actually, right before dissapearing, Aziraphale does the weird kiss with his fingers that to me reads as giving Crowley his kiss back. Which is like. Undoing S2's finale.
The main characters' conflicting views. Aziraphale and Crowley's argument and separation comes from the fact that they have different views on Heaven. Aziraphale chooses to try and work within that system to help humanity, believing that being in charge means he can make a difference. Crowley believes that Heaven is irredeemable: that the only way for him and Aziraphale to live truthfully is being their own side. In the finale, they do have this argument again, but it is not meaningfully explored. Aziraphale never has this moment of being overwhelmed by how evil Heaven is. Crowley never gets to dwell on how "running away together" is not a choice that would make them happy, because of how deep their love for humanity runs.
Crowley's character development. S2's ending allowed Crowley to finally say no to Aziraphale's "I need you." He refused to go to Heaven with him even when his angel begged him for help. In the finale, he falls back on the same old dynamic almost immediately. It is even explicitly recognized in the text that yes, Aziraphale came back because he needed something. But it wasn't really explored as a problem that needed some kind of resolution.
This is related to the last point but. Aziraphale never accepts Crowley as Crowley. S2's ending was painful because Aziraphale asked Crowley to be an angel again, thus making him feel like he could never be worthy of love as he was. In the finale, Aziraphale calls Crowley "the best angel" and that really shows how this very important conflict was never solved.
Aziraphale being the Supreme Archangel. He sacrificed so much last season to have this role. However, we do not really get to see the challenges he faced (we are just told in passing about them) nor the choices he made. We do not even get to hear the speech he wrote for Jesus to read. Having him being the top angel actually substracts credibility from the plot: why wouldn't Michael delete him from the Book of Life much earlier? If we had this finale right after S1, Gabriel could have been murdered this way. Michael not targeting Aziraphale would make more sense, as he would no longer be in Heaven's radar (in S2 they only go to him because of his and Crowley's miracle to hide Gabriel).
The Second Coming. During S2, the big mistery uncovered by Gabriel that led to him deleting his own memories was the Second Coming. We do have some of that in the finale, but it goes nowhere. Jesus barely manages to give everyone pizza before dissapearing.
Job's minisode. Its existence really makes it impossible to accept the finale as a happy ending. Like. If you make a new universe instead of asking the current one to be saved, then it is as if Aziraphale and Crowley had let Hell kill Job's children.
Not to mention all the S2 characters that we do not see in the finale. Gabriel, Beelzebub, Nina, Maggie and so on. The Metraton is killed almost immediately. What purpose did introducing him even had?
I can perfectly picture how this finale could fit right after S1 with no need of S2 in between. In fact, it would be a bit less jarring, as we would not have all the unadressed baggage from S2's kiss.
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