and the truth is, I miss you

only thing that’s in my head rn is formula by labrinth and the word starfire

Doggo is the obvious winner 

ng time no see, boners So cooking for a living is really doing a number on my recipe blogging and anime watching, but nothing could stop me from watching the literal FUCKIN masterpiece that is Yuri on Ice

Now, while you dicknuggets may not be able to embody the sexual grace of a katsudon as well as Yuri, you can at least make a sexy katsudon whilst crying and belting out the theme song in your bedroom 2 hours before you have to go make fancy bread for all the fancy mofos that feel like dropping 3+ hundos on a meal that involves your fancy bread hahaha what that’s definitely not how I spent last night idk what you’re talking about fuckjcxz,,,

Whatever here’s the recipe


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tonkatsu
-2 pork cutlets
-flour
-salt
-panko bread crumbs
- 2 eggs for egg wash 
-canola oil -this shits definitely already on my blog. Like to my first post. Steal that shit from there man, use that tonkatsu recipe to complete this fine ass Katsudon

The whole thang-
-the two breaded cooked pork thingies -Japanese style rice (I have the recipe somewhere on this blog, check that shit out, fam) about 2.5 cups worth - tonkatsu sauce (also on my blog, but I recommend using brown sugar instead of regular sugar, shit tastes wayyy more cash money) -kewpie mayo -green onions, chopped, whites and greens separated -a few handfuls of red cabbage -minced garlic and ginger (however much suits your taste) -2 eggs, whisked with soy sauce/tamari and sesame oil to taste

- -Now in order to put it all together, get your rice down and drizzle that tonkatsu sauce and kewpie all over that bitch. Bukkake on that rice like you’re paying $4/hr for its delicious short grained company

- sweat the white part of the green onion and the shredded red cabbage in some sesame oil, once its nearly there (light bite to it, not mushy but definitely a bit softer), add the soy sauce and toss

-add your tonkatsu, allow that to soak in them sweet sweet veggie juices

-lower the heat in the pan from med-high to low, take your whisked eggs with soy sauce and pour over the delightful pile of meat and healthy shit. Get that shit lightly coated and then cover and allow the eggs to cook using the residual heat and the steam, any more heat and you risk over cooking the eggs and making them all nasty and rubbery

-once ready, slide over on top of the rice and drizzle with more tonkatsu sauce. Top with the green part of the green onions, a dollop on kewpie and a little Dijon for that tiny kick

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Now go, be one with this katsudon, allow it to take your breath away. Let it be the yuri to your victor. I’m so tired but I’m probably still gonna drink a lot and rewatch this because I have no sense of responsibility or shame.

And yes, I will be having katsudon leftovers while I rewatch yuri on ice, fuck you I need this

Marvel Fic Recs: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] Here’s a Fic Masterlist for my other fandoms. ( ** =  favorites ) 

        **Circles of Rust by keroseneSteve

Word count:  57,815 (22/22)

Summary:  Yinsen dies too soon, and Tony doesn’t know how to deal with what he realizes will come if he ever makes it back to America. Instead, he uses his escape to confirm his supposed death, moving to urban India to start a new life as a mechanic with a secret past time of blowing up every piece of Stark weaponry Stane Industries can throw at him. Audis, cats, SHIELD, Bruce, a fair amount of explosions, snark from all sides, ghosts, art, and palladium poisoning with a side of terrorism and a certain defrosted Cappucino.

Comments:  Part 1 of the Drought series. Definitely one of my all-time favorite Marvel fics. The Tony and Bruce bromance gets me every time. 

        Peter’s Emergency Contact by tamaranianprincess

Word count:  4,267 (3/?)

Summary:  Peter’s school doesn’t believe Tony is actually Peter’s emergency contact. When Tony clears it up, he and Peter will have to deal with the public aftermath.

Comments:  Part 2 of the Emergency Contacts series.

   Stellar Forge: From the Ashes by Bragi151

Word count:  3,670 (1/1)

Summary:  As the ashes of the Civil War settle, Tony Stark, rather than deal with the phone and olive branch sent to him by Steve Rogers, decides to focus on those left behind. After all, he won’t be the only one looking for them, and they’re far safer with him than they are with Thunderbolt Ross.

Or

How Laura Barton Took Over Tony Stark’s Life

Comments:  Gen. Part 1 of the We Are All Stardust series.

     Poison Apple by whumphoarder

Word count:  5,229 (2/2)

Summary:  “I-I think something’s wrong with me.”

Ned gives a short laugh. “Pretty sure we established that when you puked in a corn maze. You’ve got like, food poisoning or something.”

Peter shakes his head. “No, not that.” He takes a few short breaths. “Chest feels weird. Kinda hard to breathe.”

Or

A field trip gone wrong leaves Peter and Ned wandering through a seemingly endless corn maze. This would be bad enough, but when Peter starts getting seriously ill on top of that, it all goes to shit.

     The Decathlon Team Field Trip by HolyKingWasteLand

Word count:  8,150 (1/1)

Summary:  Tony is Peter’s guardian, and has been for a while. The two have gotten so used to each other that they refer to each other as father and son. While on a field trip to the Avenger’s Facility, Peter calls him dad.

     It Was Probably The Pudding by Serendipity_Cometh

Word count:  77,286 (12/12)

Summary:  Given that over the course of the past eleven months Peter Parker hasn’t contracted so much as a head-cold, the teenager thought it safe to assume that the whole ‘irradiated spider bite’ gig had equipped him with an immune system of steel that rivalled Captain America’s.

So when he wakes up one night in the midst of the worst asthma attack he’s suffered in almost eight years, neither he nor the rest of the team can think of a logical explanation.

And everything sort of goes downhill from there.(Set in an Alternative Universe where Peter moved into the Avengers’ Tower following the events of The Amazing Spider-Man.)

Comments:  Angst oh my god. Sickfic.

      Mr Stark Enough For You? (another field trip fic bc we don’t have enough) by Livinei

Word count:  7,054 (1/1)

Summary:  Peter isn’t worried because he thinks Tony won’t say yes, he’s worried because he’s sure Tony will. And he’s not sure how he feels about having his entire class waltzing around the place where he spends practically more time than in his own home, where he has his own room, and where he regularly eats Lucky Charms with one of the most influential men in the country, in his pajamas. Not that they’d ever know any of that. Tour groups don’t go to the living quarters of the Tower anyways, they hardly ever go past the 50th floor, Peter knows that. And it isn’t fair to his class if he doesn’t ask just because he…spends a lot of time there? Yeah, Peter sighs, he has to ask. He promised, anyways. 

       Basically a Detective by petreparkour

Word count:  14,394 (5/5)

Summary:  Flash knows there’s something up with Peter Parker. He knows. There’s no way he actually has an internship with Tony Stark. There’s no way that he knows Spider-Man.

He’s going to prove it. Now, if only he could actually find out where Peter keeps going… 

      Omnia Ex Nihilo by Daniela_is_not_amused

Word count:  5,157 (2/2)

Summary:  Pepper thought it would be a great way to kill two birds with one stone: first, explaining why this one particular kid was always hanging around the tower and Tony Stark himself without directly mentioning the rumours and speculations that the public had been throwing around and, second, to show people that the new Junior Intern programme is interesting, safe and a great advantage for every high school student that’s into science.

Or

I watched those interviews where Tom and RDJ highjacked each other’s interviews one too many times, drank way too much coffee and this happened. I’m not sorry.

Comments:  Part 3 of the Life is whatever we conceive it to be series. 

      Repeat After Me by battybatzgirl

Word count:  3,896 (1/1)

Summary:  Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.” “I don’t know, some twelve year old—” Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.” “—Fifteen year old—” Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.” Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn’t much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?” “Son of a bitch.”

Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick. 

      Fitting In (Tiny Spaces) by aloneintherain

Word count:  3,422 (1/1)

Summary:  Peter’s trapped beneath a collapsed building during a mission, hurt and unable to move. Luckily, his comm still works. Unluckily, the Avengers don’t realise how bad of a state Peter is in, and Peter isn’t inclined to tell them.

“Spidey, they’ve got reinforcements. We’ve hit a bit of a snag here, and I don’t think anyone will be able to help you for a while. Think you can sit tight while we deal with this?”

The pressure on his lower back and legs was becoming too much. Peter swallowed thickly, fighting down panic. He could handle this.

“Yeah,” Peter said. “I can do that.” 

      **Elevator Mishaps and Identity Reveals by HolyKingWasteLand

Word count:  6,325 (1/1)

Summary:  Peter takes a moment to take a good look at those around him. They’re all terrified; even MJ looks a bit nervous, although she’s hiding it well. Guy doesn’t look calm anymore, his eyes are wide and frightened, and he flinches at every creak and shift. They’re all breathing heavily as they try to stay calm, and it works somewhat, but not a lot. The box makes an ear-piercing screech, followed by a loud scary grinding noise and then.. they were falling.

OR;

Peter gets the Decathlon Team a tour at Stark Industries and something goes wrong, leading to the reveal that Peter is their friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man. 

      Permission Slips Please by ShadowsintheClouds

Word count:  3,283 (1/1)

Summary:  The obligatory field trip to SI fic with my own twist on it. Takes place after chapter 24 of my fic “More Than He Seems” so it’s recommended that you read that. 

      I’m the satellite (and you’re the sky) by CamelotQueen

Word count:  45,453 (12/12)

Summary:  When Tony went to the Parker household to recruit Spider-Man, he had no idea what he was signing up for.

AU where Tony is Peter’s biological father and neither of them know. 

      Marvel Fic Recs: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

 Each [link] you see will take you to the corresponding post containing a list of fics that I think ought to be shared with the world. There are usually around 10-ish recommendations per list. If the number doesn’t have a link, then I have it in my drafts but haven’t posted it yet.

 Be a good person and show your gratitude to these amazing authors by leaving comments on their stories! You can find my constantly updated list here.

Star Wars Fic Rec Lists:

   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

Voltron Fic Rec Lists:

   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]

MARVEL Universe Fic Rec Lists:

   [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

Boku no Hero Academia Fic Rec Lists:

   [1] [2]

Harry Potter Fic Rec Lists:

   [1] [2]

Sherlock Fic Rec Lists:

   [1] [2] [3]

Haikyuu!! Fic Rec Lists:

   [ Coming Soon! at some point… ]

Kuroko no Basuke Fic Rec Lists:

   [1]

Danny Phantom Fic Rec Lists:

KnB Fic Recs:  [1] [2] Here’s a Fic Masterlist for my other fandoms. ( ** =  favorites )

   **Lay a Strong Enough Foundation (We’ll Pass if On to You) by taetaenoway

Word count:  47,123 (7/?)

Summary:  Furihata could pinpoint the exact day his world started to fall apart. He was seven years old.

Furihata’s life has always been a mess. He knows it, he’s used to it, and he doesn’t want anyone else to feel obligated to deal with it. So when the imposing Rakuzan captain finds out his situation and (for some unfathomable reason) wants to help, he’s not sure how to react. He doesn’t need anyone’s help, especially with the Generation of Miracles attempting to get involved now. Because he’s fine. Really. He’s fine.

Comments:  I love brave Furihata so much, and he’s so protective over his siblings in this one that I get the warm fuzzies in my chest. Also, you get bonus cameos featuring a HQ character or two…

A good song recommendation for this fic is Terrified by Among Savages.

   **Don’t Blink You’ll Miss It (Lift Up Your Head) by umisabaku

Word count:  81,859 (13/13)

Summary:  It’s been three years since seven human experiments, called “Miracles,” escaped Teiko Industries, alerting the world to the presence of super-powered children. Now they’re finally integrating into society– going to normal high schools, playing basketball, falling in love– and trying to find out if it’s possible to truly escape their past.

Comments:  Part 1 of the series Designation: Miracle. Holey moley y'all need to go read this series. Can’t believe I’ve been in the fandom this long and haven’t gotten around to it until now. Definitely a KnB staple fic! Also, umisabaku has mentioned in the notes that the songs And We Run and Filthy Halls really set the mood for this series, and inspired most of the chapter titles as well. They are currently my favorite songs at the moment, and I highly recommend having them play in the background when you start off this series to get a feel for the tone.

   Losers by HeemaWren

Word count:  55,024 (12/?)

Summary:  They were both losers, but Furihata wasn’t going to let it stay that way.

Comments:  Slowburn Akafuri.

   **When Shadows Meet by cywscross

Word count:  13,728 (1/1)

Summary:  On the court, they’re rivals, even enemies. Off the court, they’ve been friends since that dark November morning mere days after his school’s crushing defeat at the hands of the Generation of Miracles when Kuroko appeared on his doorstep with desolate eyes and an apology on his lips.

Comments: Part 1 of When Shadows Meet series. Don’t forget to read part 2!

   The Beast in the Palace by umisabaku

Word count:  5,108 (1/1)

Summary:  There is a beast in the palace, as everyone knows. 

–

Loose retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”

Comments:  Cute Akafuri oneshot.

   Conquering Casanova by Amiyuu

Word count:  99,992 (27/27)

Summary:  Aomine was the epitome of the modern day Casanova. But his conquests have gotten boring and mundane, until he comes across someone who barely spares him a second glance. He can’t resist a challenge, and this was a very attractive one, to boot. Soon, though, he realises that he’s running downhill with no safety gear and no brakes. Will this man finally be conquered?

Comments:  Aokuro.

   Come Morning Light by maychorian (also on tumblr)

Word count:  132,877 (52/52)

Summary:  Something is wrong with Kuroko. After months of friendship and partnership, Kagami’s starting to lose track of him again. When Kagami realizes that Kuroko is deliberately reducing his presence, he makes it his mission to find out why and to make it stop. Even if Kuroko has no intentions of helping.

Comments:  Part 1 of the gen series Morning Light. Very angsty! Also, I consider this one of the fandom staple fics - it’s a must read! Here are two really good playlists put together by the author titled It’s a New Dawn and When Did The Sky Turn Black. Two songs that I really think really fit with this fic are Kingdom Come by The Civil Wars and Brother by NEEDTOBREATHE (this is one of my favorite songs acutally, and it makes me feel so ANGSTY).

   RimFire by pale rose fire

Word count:  35,876 (7/?)

Summary:  A series of connected oneshots set in an AU where Kuroko didn’t immediately join Seirin’s basketball club, and kaiju appeared during his first year of high school. When Kuroko and Kagami prove to be drift compatible, they find themselves at the helm of a Jaeger, facing monsters far worse than any they could have met on the court.

Comments:  PacRim AU - can I get a Hell Yeah?!  A couple good song recommendations for this fic are Do You Feel Alive and Same Old War.

   The Care And Feeding Of by half_sleeping

Word count:  2,145 (2/2)

Summary:  Halfway through his tenth burger and Aomine’s fourth, listening with only a half an ear towards that bastard’s constant grumble of thought with the occasional hurmph of ingestion thrown in, Kagami realized that he was, in fact, actually dating Aomine Daiki.

   How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire

Word count:  79,774 (25/25)

Summary:  Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou’s gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.

Comments:  A good song to pair with this one is All We Do by Oh Wonder.

Running across that once doesn’t make you think about a policy, but by the time it’s five to ten times, and then you’ve seen people vanish from the internet (might be dead; might just be not interested anymore) and nobody knows whether it’s okay to collect their fic in an archive or transfer it to a new one….