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You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

sure why the hell not

Bring weapons, the place has been untouched for decades. Fuck knows what’s down there.

id guess hungry magma monsters

Then prepare for hungry magma monsters.

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

sure why the hell not

Bring weapons, the place has been untouched for decades. Fuck knows what’s down there.

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

dont know if you noticed but i dont exactly got many prospects going for me

If I could end up here after my fucking universe imploded and took half my body with it, you can work somethin’ out.

if you say so

If you need somethin’ to do, you’re welcome to come dig around the Derse geothermal plant with us. Figure you might have some insight on how to fix this fucking thing.

have the magma monsters been fed recently

… I’m not sure if this planet has magma monsters.

how else are you supposed to get geothermal energy from a planet barely bigger than an asteroid

… What do you feed a magma monster, anyway?

and typically magma monsters eat plenty of red meat

What fucking doesn’t eat red meat.

on derse, nothing

That seems unsustainable.

we outsourced a lot of the meat

Well, are you coming or not?

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

dont know if you noticed but i dont exactly got many prospects going for me

If I could end up here after my fucking universe imploded and took half my body with it, you can work somethin’ out.

if you say so

If you need somethin’ to do, you’re welcome to come dig around the Derse geothermal plant with us. Figure you might have some insight on how to fix this fucking thing.

have the magma monsters been fed recently

… I’m not sure if this planet has magma monsters.

how else are you supposed to get geothermal energy from a planet barely bigger than an asteroid

… What do you feed a magma monster, anyway?

and typically magma monsters eat plenty of red meat

What fucking doesn’t eat red meat.

on derse, nothing

That seems unsustainable.

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

dont know if you noticed but i dont exactly got many prospects going for me

If I could end up here after my fucking universe imploded and took half my body with it, you can work somethin’ out.

if you say so

If you need somethin’ to do, you’re welcome to come dig around the Derse geothermal plant with us. Figure you might have some insight on how to fix this fucking thing.

have the magma monsters been fed recently

… I’m not sure if this planet has magma monsters.

how else are you supposed to get geothermal energy from a planet barely bigger than an asteroid

… What do you feed a magma monster, anyway?

and typically magma monsters eat plenty of red meat

What fucking doesn’t eat red meat.

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

dont know if you noticed but i dont exactly got many prospects going for me

If I could end up here after my fucking universe imploded and took half my body with it, you can work somethin’ out.

if you say so

If you need somethin’ to do, you’re welcome to come dig around the Derse geothermal plant with us. Figure you might have some insight on how to fix this fucking thing.

have the magma monsters been fed recently

… I’m not sure if this planet has magma monsters.

how else are you supposed to get geothermal energy from a planet barely bigger than an asteroid

... What do you feed a magma monster, anyway?

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

dont know if you noticed but i dont exactly got many prospects going for me

If I could end up here after my fucking universe imploded and took half my body with it, you can work somethin’ out.

if you say so

If you need somethin’ to do, you’re welcome to come dig around the Derse geothermal plant with us. Figure you might have some insight on how to fix this fucking thing.

have the magma monsters been fed recently

... I’m not sure if this planet has magma monsters.

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

dont know if you noticed but i dont exactly got many prospects going for me

If I could end up here after my fucking universe imploded and took half my body with it, you can work somethin’ out.

if you say so

If you need somethin’ to do, you’re welcome to come dig around the Derse geothermal plant with us. Figure you might have some insight on how to fix this fucking thing.

You’ve been a sad sack of shit lately, though, I gotta admit.

dont know if you noticed but i dont exactly got many prospects going for me

If I could end up here after my fucking universe imploded and took half my body with it, you can work somethin’ out.

how do you stop feeling useless

Something in particular making you feel useless?

i think droog was right about me

What did he say.

and then he accused me of burning down his favorite tea shop which i didnt even fuckin do. it burned down on its own

Do you remember after we first met? We had a fight in a parking lot. I broke your ribs.

thanks for reminding me

The fact that you’re talking to me right now is proof enough that Droog’s full of shit, don’t you think?

how do you stop feeling useless

Something in particular making you feel useless?

i think droog was right about me

What did he say.

and then he accused me of burning down his favorite tea shop which i didnt even fuckin do. it burned down on its own

Do you remember after we first met? We had a fight in a parking lot. I broke your ribs.

how do you stop feeling useless

Something in particular making you feel useless?

i think droog was right about me

What did he say.

But all I’ve managed to figure is that the problem is somewhere underground.

I don’t do everything with magic, you know.

Well, I can tell you that whatever the problem is, it’s somewhere in the lower levels of the geothermal plant. Everything in the parts that are easy to reach is still working correctly.

how do you stop feeling useless

Something in particular making you feel useless?

This will be fun. I really love dirt.

The plant goes down pretty deep, so it’s not very easy to get to.

I wonder if anything is down there! Let’s find out.

This will be fun. I really love dirt.

The plant goes down pretty deep, so it’s not very easy to get to.