just killed three energy pirates with my flechette blaster

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Humiliation victim gotta be one of the least funny gimmicks ever

Forever baffled by the fact that Tim Burton is still thought of as a defender of oddness. He treats monsters as things to be gawked at, to be drawn and imagined, then put away in a safe little box. He doesn't love monsters, he loves freak shows.

"Tim Burton is a defender of oddness!" Tim Burton can't stand the idea of not treating fat people as carnival freak shows who are usually some flavor of cruel, disgusting, and/or just flat-out evil. He thinks he loves monsters so long as the monsters are coded as conventionally attractive skinny white people.

"But just look at his aesthe-" NO. Look at the ending of every fucking one of his movies. The odd protagonist has a return to normalcy. Every time. Every fucking time. Burton's a surbub boy and deserves his entire aesthetic being stolen by every mallgoth and new indie filmmaker that can steal a camera and write better.

you are wounded and have the nerve to turn your pain into my punishment. you know better than to behave like this, cappuccinogirl1993. Come back to me when you've calmed down. *clicks Log out and applies hand cream*

why do police officers even try to make thirst content in their cars on social media like your ex girlfriend's body is probably in the trunk