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this is actually the funniest show on netflix

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He was a BILLIONAIRE and he had his kids wearing Walmart clothes driving Volvos!?!?!!!
He was a MORMOM billionaire
straight men really are on something else
Does this guy think thatâŚwomen donât have knees?
It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it
Itâs my third week
Itâs my second weekâŚ
Bruh, it's my third day

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opals look fake tbh
this is the type of magical nonsense that gets reluctant dwarves sent on quests
that being said we should use them more in engagement rings, bc itâs not a fairytale wedding until youâre running the risk of a blood curse
just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesnât turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
oh hey!! Iâm not a janky radfem I can do it myself!
makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a âlazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. youâre supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and thatâs uuuuuuh whatâs the word? bullshit.
Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and youâre done.
0 products also works great
because Iâm gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but itâs really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all
I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but thatâs up to you
Iâm sorry if I didnât express this clearly enough in the original post but Iâm not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how itâs Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter
no face should be ârequiredâ to have âa minimumâ of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.
makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.
this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that
the notes: so likeâŚâŚ. what youre saying isâŚâŚ. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead⌠i gotcha
Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but thatâs just my personal opinion
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why are people like this
people should be allowed to wear makeup as they want but people shouldnt be required to wear make up
9 year old me:Â mom youâre beautiful!
My Mom: no, Iâm ugly. The ugliest. Iâm a horrible pig of a person
Other people: (to me) you look just like your mom
Me: so Iâm ugly
Now:
My 9 year old:Â mom youâre beautiful
Me: thank you! I donât always see it very well in myself though because my brain lies to me a lot and tells me Iâm ugly even though Iâm not. But I canât be ugly because we look a lot alike and youâre beautiful. My brain is just a bullyÂ
My kid:Â thatâs right! Weâre BOTH beautiful!
âMe:â yes we are!âââ
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And that my friends is called thinking about how your self depricating words can hurt other people around you. I canât see that Iâm beautiful most of the time but I can acknowledge that the issue is my ability to see myself in a positive way.Â
But calling myself ugly just hurts the people who love me. It could even convince my kid that they are also ugly and further the cycleÂ
And sometimes itâs really hard just by saying âIâm being mean to myself because my brain lies a lot matters
My daughter: âmama, your belly is chubby.â
Me, internally: ouch
Me, out loud: âwell, yeah! Because I am chubby! But also because I grew TWO WHOLE BABIES in it, and that stretched it out a bit!â
My daughter, in the most encouraging tone possible as she reaches up and pets my belly: âit did SUCH a good job.â
And y'know what? Hell yeah it did. #rockon
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I always have to reboot this.
For anyone wondering, this is amazing enrichment for the animal and a great way to involve guests! The lions arenât forced to play with the rope if they donât want to, and these guys (and anyone else who tries this out) have an awesome close up and hands on experience, all without having to come in direct contact with the cat!
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This definitely counts as #actually cute. This video is from the San Antonio Zoo, and the lionessâ name is Axelle. As @ordinaryredtail said above, the tug of war interaction is entirely voluntary on her part.
My guess is that the zoo staff did use some positive reinforcement training to teach her how to pick up and pull on the rope at first, because thatâs not necessary something a lion would just do on their own. While itâs also probable that sheâs rewarded with something tasty did choosing to engage with the members of the public like this, Axelle wouldnât be engaging if it was a negative experience for her (there arenât enough snacks in the world to coerce a lion into doing something they find actively distressing). If she didnât want to participate, she could just walk away.
Some sanctuary and animal rights groups have taken issue with this interaction because they consider it unethical to ask a lion to engage in any âunnatural behaviorâ âfor the benefit of the public,â calling it exploitation. It is worth keeping in mind, however, that learning and engaging in novel behaviors is hugely enriching for animals in human care, and that lions have no concept of exploitation. As long as the lion is not bothered by the presence or noise of the crowd, is not injured or harmed, and is engaging on an entirely voluntary basis, this sort of thing is entirely ethical. It is far safer than any type of interaction where a member of the public is coming into direct context with a big cat, but still allows people to directly experience the sheer strength of a lion up close.
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there arenât enough snacks in the world to coerce a lion into doing something they find actively distressing
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
I dont think itâs that hard
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For people who still donât see anything wrong with cultural appropriation, who still call cornrows âboxer braidsâ, âKim K braidsâ or whatever - our cornrows symbolize liberation and freedom, itâs not your trendy hairstyle, it actually does have a history.
Since slaves were never taught to write and drawing directions was dangerous, because they could lead to them being discovered, captured, sold again or even killed by their master.
To reduce the risk of being discovered, women started weaving the maps in their hair, carving out paths with their cornrows. Some of the patterns even had hidden messages!
Yes, braiding existed in Africa way before, but it got a whole new meaning when Europeans enslaved millions of people. So next time you decide to go for a âKim K lookâ, do a little research before you end up disrespecting someoneâs culture and just, in all honesty, looking silly.
#AppreciateDontAppropriate
Thatâs the most fucking badass thing that i think Iâve ever read