A note to all you lotr/hobbit fanfic writers
1) ELVES DONâT JUST GO AROUND DRINKING FUCKING MIRUVOR LIKE THEY WOULD DRINK WINE.Â
2) LEGOLAS IS A FUCKING VEGAN SO STOP TALKING ABT HIM EATING MEAT IT WOULD BE AN OFFENSE TO HIS SYSTEM AND BELIEFS
3) LEMBAS BREAD IS NOT USED AS A DANG SIDE WHEN EATING ANY NORMAL MEAL UNLESS THEYâRE TRAVELING
4) LEGOLAS ISNâT A BLABBER.Â
5) EOWYN STOPPED FIGHTING AFTER SHE MARRIED FARAMIR. SHE WASNâT GOING AROUND ON MISSIONS BC SHEÂ âREFUSED TO BE LEFT BEHINDâ
6) ARAGORN IS NOT GAY FOR LEGOLAS. VICE VERSA
  SAM IS NOT GAY FOR FRODO. VICE VERSA
  THE LIST GOES ON
7) PEOPLE DIDNâT GO AROUND WITH MITHRIL IN THEIR HAIR, CLOTHES, ROOMS, BLAH BLAH BLAH. IT WAS EXPENSIVE AND VALUABLE AS HELL AND TRUST ME IT WAS RARE. FRODO IS OUR ONLY EXCEPTION
8) GANDALF DOES NOT SAYÂ âFOOL OF A _____â TO JUST ANYONE. ITS FOR FRICKIN PIPPIN BC HES AN IDIOT NO OFFENCE PIPPIN I LUV YA
9) LEGOLASâ HAIR ISNâT WHITE BLONDE ITâS GOLDEN DESPITE THE WEIRD CHANGE IN THE HOBBIT
10) WHEN U R WRITINGÂ âMY FRIENDâ IN ELVISH ITSÂ âMELLON NINâ NOTÂ âNIN MELLONâ NOW GET IT THE FRAC RIGHT THEY DONâT HAVE THE SAME FRIGGIN GRAMMAR AS ENGLISH PPL
11) NAME ONE TIME LEGOLAS CALLED ARAGORN ESTEL. ILL WAIT.
12) IM LIKE 99% SURE ARAGORN WOULDâVE STOPPED CALLING ELROND ADA (IF HE EVER DID) AFTER HE FELL IN LOVE WITHT THE DUDES FUCKIN DAUGHTER. THAT MIGHT HAVE POSED AN AWKARD SITUATION NOT TO MENTION ELROND WAS MAD ASF ABT IT
13) CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT IM ALSO 99% SURE TOLKIEN NEVER SAID DWARF WOMEN HAD BEARDS
14) THRANDUILâS A SHITTY DAD ACCORDING TO THE MOVIE SO FIGHT ME. I IN NO WAY TAKE PJâS ADAPTION AS CANON THO UNLESS IT COMES FROM THE BOOK OFC SO YEA
15) TAURIEL WAS JUST A STUPID CRUSH. LEGGY GOT OVER HER REAL QUICK TRUST ME, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE HAD HIS BUDS GIMLI AND ARAGORN
That wasnât meant to be a rant per se, or a hate post, but itâs to help u guys. bc itâs true.