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i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

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Friend: I'm gonna go get something. I'll be back Me: See you later terminator! Friend: Continues walking away

#terminator #friendship #awkward #pun #goodbye

What did the elephant say to his wife when she got pregnant? "Let's not talk about the elephant in the womb."

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My school wifi: No friendship allowed.

#funny #relatable #comedy #school #humor #lol #haha #class #wifi #friends #friendship

To the kid on the bus that stops and lets those of us in front go.. Bless you.

#bus #relatable #haha #lol #funny #comedy #humor #kids #school #people

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What kind of things will you be doing now that you’re not on Parks and Recreation?

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What are you going to do now that you're done with school?

#funny #relatable #humor #comedy #lol #haha #interview #school #graduate #graduation

Always trust reviews..

#hi #lol #funny #humor #comedy

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me: *has an emotion*

me:

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How to Use Facebook Lesson 2

Read every dumb person's status out loud in the weirdest voice you can manage and allow yourself to be entertained.

#funny #funny voice #comedy #haha #lol #humor #relatable #Facebook #stupid people

How to Use Facebook Lesson 1

Post on Facebook: "It may have not been appropriate, but it was necessary" and wait for the comments..

#facebook #funny #comedy #humor #haha #relatable #drama #facebook drama #comments

Stickers really are a clear sign of no care for the future.

#stickers #frustration #relatable #haha #lol #funny #comedy #humor

I eat my breakfast as I think about what I'm going to have for lunch.

#food #relatable #funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #breakfast #lunch

Me: Why do cats never cuddle on my lap??

Cat: *crawls onto lap*

Me: Aww

Me: ...

Me: *Can't reach phone*

Me: ...

Me: Why do cats always cuddle my lap??

#cat #humor #comedy #lol #haha #relatable #funny #meow #phone #cuddle

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When High School Males Next to My Locker Discuss Politics

Dude 1: Dude, being president.. You can have anything you want.

Dude 2: Yeah, and if you're JFK you get Marilyn Monroe.

Dude 1: She was like a fat chic, though..

Dude 2: Yeah but she wasn't like a sloppy fat chic she was like a hot fat chic..

#truestories #lol #funny #comedy #humor #dumb #highschool #haha

If you're ever feeling dumb just remember that a boy in my high school history class asked if it was possible to inherit prostate cancer from his mother..

#wow #funny #lol #comedy #humor #relatable #highschool

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