YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Kaledo Art
Product Placement
#extradirty
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Dracula Daily Master Post (Part 1)
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Droughtcula
* SPOILER WARNING: This droughtcula tag contains miscellaneous shenanigans to tide you over during the long droughts in Dracula, but beware spoilers if you scroll back too far!
Droughtcula
(August - November)
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May 19
May 8th is mirror-chucking day in Dracula Daily, so I figured it's the more appropriate time to share this nifty replacement (in case any distraught young solicitors were looking for one). We’ve got this tidy little thing here:
…and one with some signs of use.*
Take your pick, watch your neck, and keep your eyes peeled for what you can’t see!
*Note: If you want to buy the bloody one, you have to be able to see PG-13/Mature products. To make the it visible make sure the Content Filter toggle at the bottom of the Zazzle page is switched from Safe to Off. It’ll make a lot more of my spooky stuff visible in my shop too!
Pictured: Dracula 10 minutes before leaving to pick up Jonathan
Managed to finish on time!
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May 8th - foul bauble day
May 8th is mirror-chucking day in Dracula Daily, so I figured it's the more appropriate time to share this nifty replacement (in case any distraught young solicitors were looking for one). We’ve got this tidy little thing here:
…and one with some signs of use.*
Take your pick, watch your neck, and keep your eyes peeled for what you can’t see!
*Note: If you want to buy the bloody one, you have to be able to see PG-13/Mature products. To make the it visible make sure the Content Filter toggle at the bottom of the Zazzle page is switched from Safe to Off. It’ll make a lot more of my spooky stuff visible in my shop too!
Dracula Daily Accountability Poll!
May 8: You are Jonathan Harker staying in Dracula's castle. You have just realized your host doesn't have a reflection. You still haven't seen him eat or drink. All the doors in the castle are locked. There are no servants. You are alone with this man in the middle of nowhere. What do you do?
panic
try to climb out a window (and then what?)
panic
send a letter home (who will deliver it?)
panic
plead to be allowed to leave (who will listen?)
panic
hold onto the crucifix (bless the woman who gave it to you)
panic
give up and accept your fate (that's not an option)
panic
stay calm and try to think this through (how?)
The best part of Dracula was when Jonathan went "IT'S HARKIN' TIME" and harked all over those guys.
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
Happy Smallpox Eradication Day
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Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️
obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day
Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck
Oddly ominous optometrist: YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
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I can't stop reading Dungeon Crawler Carl
The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
