random acts of chaos

Women over 30 just getting real fuckin weird because we’ve realized that the lie we’ve been told about how we have to be in our 20s our whole lives is fucked up and fuckers can’t stop us we’re too powerful

my mum told me when you hit 40 you basically ascend and give not one single fuck

Five (5) more years until Ascension.

Oh, it's so true. I thought I was out of fucks before 40, but lo, I found new depths of fucklessness. Amazing. Awesome. 10/10.

Wait until you get to 50 - I ‘ve scraped the bottom of my fuck barrel and that puppy’s dry as dust

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

Pls teach your daughter to not measure her strength by how much pain she can endure

Exit, pursued by bear.

this is exactly why the “distressed” fashion trend bothers me so much. They’re charging extra for t shirts with holes in them and unraveling sweaters. They’re gentrifying poverty tbh

Better than that. If you’re poor, you NEED to not look poor. Your clothes need to be up to date. Clean. Well-maintained. You need to avoid scuffing them or staining them, because if I show up to work or an interview with holes over my knees and a moth-eaten sweater? Unprofessional. Sloppy. Careless. A slob, with no ambition or respect. But if you’re rich? Who cares. You can own one pair of suit pants, a pair of jeans, slacks, chinos, leggings, leggings, overalls, and pre-torn jeans. An outfit for every event. You can WEAR distressed or sloppy clothes and not worry about coming off as undesirable, because that’s not a problem for you. You can look as dirty as you want in your free time, because you have a secure and stable income that isn’t threatened by that. Poor people need to look rich in order to be respected. Rich people want to look poor because it says ‘look at me, I have the luxury of experiencing life hands-on, I don’t need to maintain my appearance because I can replace jeans like Kleenex"

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme. 

Holyshit that is the most interesting thing I’ve heard in awhile

Holy shit yes

be wary of those who are so eager to punch nazis but are never as eager to protect those targeted by them